A Book on How to Be a Comedian or What to Do When All Else Fails...! (Outline)

1. Keeping things in perspective, this is not a comedy routine, this is a real life story.

2. Fact is, everyone wants in, they want a piece of the action.

3. Reflections of the Noble On The Dubbie.

4. Saving your pennies, or, on The End Times and Death and Dying.

5. Overcoming writers block or peak experience and religious deity.

6. The wonders of massage therapy and its contribution to economic growth.

7. Jesus was a Harvard drop out, he went counter active to the point.

8. Why Rupert Murdoch decided to blow up The World Trade Center.

9. Anti-Computer Science Genius and the 1% anti-intellectual.

10. One World Trade Center and Two World Trade Center or The Man Who sold the World.

11. Intergalactic Jewish Business Men don't come easy.

12. Ma Bell ATT Verizon Optimum and Big Brother, there's one around every corner or how I learned to love simulation and the lobotomy.

13. Who can afford to be funny, I can't, aka working for a living.

14. If you thought life was just a bowl of cherries then get a load of these apples.

15. Everything is negotiable including the word of God itself.

16. Don't mix your apples and oranges, do your food shopping at Walmart, and get your drugs at Caldor.

17. Bright lights, Pizza Soda Mitch, Pizza Soda, do me Mitch, do me!

18. What it means to be a competent Doctor in your field of practice.

19. How many women does it take before Oedipus returns home?

20. Back into nature, blow your nose, and gesticulator.

21. Pussy is God, so watch your ass, we will total your Capital next time.

22. As far as nuclear wars go it was a good one.

23. Why men go to hell or what happens when you hurt a woman's pride and refuse her shame.

24. The OK Coral, the bullets are not real, or why do cowboys eat breakfast of champions.

25. Rudimentary flower power when 1940 comes into town.

26. Global Circus.

27. A Book on How to Become A Comedian or What To Do When All Else Fails.

28. In conclusion, Horses Ass is similar to a Jackass, they both need head shrinks.

29. Preliminary discourse as autobiography on life history of a man, not so funny.

The End

Dr. Moody Wallen

Glass Bead Game

Each Will Bear The Sumptuary Excess Of His Mind In The Shape Of Something Nameless That Cannot Be Denied

Pussy Is God

Mitch's Brew

Homeless Shadows of the Imagination, Part I

Homeless Shadows of the Imagination, Part II

Rise Above

Greeks In Helium Ecstasy

Are You My Mystery Lady?

Don't Turn My Tombstone Into An Effigy

The Email to Mother Nature

100,000,000 Lights Out

Lewis Clarke Is A Woman!

Blowout Center

Blood Sacrifice on the Ferris Wheel

Revelation Boogie

Return Visit To Patchogue, Part Two

Nobody Told You

Return Visit To Patchogue, Part One

A Book on How to Be a Comedian or What to Do When All Else Fails...!

Sense into nonsense and then back again...all

the pizzas into pinnas and go well done before and

after, sense into nonsense and then back again so

as to see beyond disorder! To climb a mountain of

shear despration to deliver the tablets and the

elixer. To see beyond the falicey of logic and the

waste associated with ontology my dog barks in the

afternoon, I can always change back to a better

solution, how about a transfer so I can live in a

different country, have I passed the audition yet,

kinda obvious if you know what I mean............

mathematically in plane english! So as you can see

I make the most of it and take suggestion as if I

have any choice outside of getting a life for

myself in all honesty. Ok, so my computer is an

asshole and hates Nicky Pinna; explain the lie of

personality and the pretense associated with it...

a monthly announcement with an allowance, as I have

said, cash change; computer science genius, down to

all.....communist pan handlers; no more obnoxious

door slamming for the Captain, God don't owe them

one. So in all good intention I have another smoke

and it's on me, coffee please with a slice of

bacon. Feeling funny yet, ok, this is a book that

will show you how to be a Comedian, it is a book of

hope and faith as you take the journey of self

exploration and tackle the problem of how to make

this a better world for yourself and others. this is

a book with a spiritual message, this is also a

self help book to top it all off. Then I must ask

myself should I seek out help, do I need counsle,

is there anybody outside of me that can make

something of it, or should I accept simple answers?

As far as metaphysics goes this is a tricky one

and as it stands there are outside forces that come

from the occult; a story eyed tale of what happens

to my lover square it off and round it out was the

world no trouble on the Planet. bondage, sufferage,

let women vote, keep it tight with no real buisness

during the allocation, make movies with no film,

cars without tires and computer having no printers.